poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

(vía stylingerie)

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Fuente: foodtrucker, vía teebaka)

penfucker:

P - I - Z- Z- A - P - AR - T - Y

If you gotta blunt then we can get high

If you wanna come then pick up the phone

Don’t get caught with a whack calzone 

(vía imagndragons)

babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

(vía do-what-the-hell-you-want)

harryedward:

please-like-me-i-am-nice:

harryedward:

is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves 

Yes I am thank you

im gonna need some receipts 

(vía masturbatingshowersofcunts)

pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

(vía harrymorelikeno)

letmelarryyou:

I can’t believe this exists

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He fucking wants a child with Louis. It’s so obvious and it’s stabbing my eyes.

(vía larryispreciousandstuff)

edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(vía zayhun)